THE ONE I LOVE, THE LAST OF ROBIN HOOD, and THE CONGRESS on Episode #8

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It’s a goddamn bumper crop of movies on Spoilerpiece Theatre this week. We’ve got THE LAST OF ROBIN HOOD which only Kris has seen, THE CONGRESS, which Dave and Kris saw (and kind of wish they hadn’t), and Evan saw THE ONE I LOVE and delights in spoiling the hell out of it. In fact, this many be the first case of spoiling in history that got Dave and Kris to reeeeeally want to see a movie. There are also plenty of tangents and some anti-Connecticut sentiments throughout.

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THE NOVEMBER MAN AND GHOSTBUSTERS on Episode #7

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This week on the podcast we have fun tearing the Pierce Brosnan crapfest THE NOVEMBER MAN to pieces. Then we get into our delight at the re-release of GHOSTBUSTERS. Plus, we break off into lots of tangents about movie villains and all kinds of other stuff. And it’s true: This man has no dick.

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SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR and IF I STAY on Episode #6

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Kris and Evan shower appreciation on Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez’s SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR while Dave hates it (loudly). There’s also some talk of IF I STAY, the few things it gets right, and the one billion things it gets wrong. Plus, the guys get into a tangent on Quentin Tarantino (the word “masturbatory” is used more than once).

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THE EXPENDABLES 3 and a tribute to Robin Williams on Episode #5

Sylvester Stallone and the gang are back for THE EXPENDABLES 3, which sparks Kris’ rumination on the place of PG-13 sequels in otherwise R-rated franchises. We take lots of turns into Tangent Town, stopping on Die Hard Road, Wesley Snipes Street, and Kelsey Grammer Blvd., and Dave makes a connection between PREDATOR and Alfred Hitchcock. We open with a talk about Robin Williams, who died on Aug. 11, 2014.

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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES and INTO THE STORM on Episode #4

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It’s a big day at Spoilerpiece Theatre, kids! We’re talking about TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES and INTO THE STORMEvan and Kris grew up with the comic and the cartoon, so they have a lot to say. Plus, we get into Sean Connery’s Russian accent in THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER, and we finally have a phone number! Call us and let us know what you think of the movies and our commentary. Or be a jerk and don’t.

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GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY and GET ON UP on Episode #3

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It’s time for Episode #3 of Spoilerpiece Theatre with Evan Crean, Kris Jenson, and David Riedel! We talk about James Gunn’s GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY and the James Brown biopic GET ON UP. Plus, Dave gets two facts really wrong because he talks faster than he thinks.

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Luc Besson’s LUCY and Kat Chandler’s HELLION on Episode #2

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Scarjo in Luc Besson’s LUCY

Welcome back! It’s the second episode of “Spoilerpiece Theatre.” This week Evan makes a correction about something he brought up in the first episode, Kris explains why we embrace spoilers, and Dave trips over his own words a lot. Then we talk about Luc Besson’s lackluster LUCY and Kat Chandler’s so-so HELLION. Plus, Dave freaks out when he learns James Gunn directed the upcoming GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.

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Luc Besson’s “Lucy” starring Scarlett Johansson: This week on “Spoilerpiece Theatre”

 

On Friday, July 25, 2014, we’ll be talking about Luc Besson’s Lucy. We’ll also be talking about — if Dave remembers to bring it up — the hashtag #whatifthepurgewasreal, the weird Twitter trend that popped up with the release of The Purge: Anarchy. See you Friday morning!

THE PURGE: ANARCHY, SEX TAPE, and SNOWPIERCER on Episode #1

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Some of the creepers in THE PURGE: ANARCHY

In the first episode of Spoilerpiece Theatre, Evan, Kris, and Dave explain the philosophy behind the show (F.U. spoilers), and then get into ripping THE PURGE: ANARCHY and SEX TAPE with Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel new assholes. Then they shower love on SNOWPIERCER and maybe your mom.

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