NIGHTCRAWLER, HORNS, and HORROR on Episode #16

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Evan couldn’t make the recording so Kris and Dave are joined by friend and fellow critic Deirdre Crimmins (check out her work on allthingshorror.com!). This week we yap a ton about horror movies (because this episode premieres on Halloween), and we also get into the excellent Jake Gyllenhaal flick NIGHTCRAWLER and Alexandre Aja’s HORNS. The horror movies we touch on include FRANKENSTEIN (1931), THE LOST BOYS, EVIL DEAD II, EATEN ALIVE, GHOULIES (which we forgot to mention), and THE INCREDIBLE MELTING MAN, which is easily one of the worst movies to ever grace the silver screen.

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JOHN WICK, BIRDMAN, AND THE BLUE ROOM on Episode #15

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This week we talk about Keanu Reeves’ old-guy-kicking-ass movie JOHN WICK, Alejandro González Iñárritu’s BIRDMAN, and the very French THE BLUE ROOM. Tangents this week include why trailers suck, the French as a people, the Byronic hero, and lots of other stuff. Plus, Dave sings “Two Heads Are Better Than One” for a half-chorus (it’s Evan’s fault), and Kris explains how John Wick (the character) comes to violence (short version: The bad guys came at him on the WRONG day).

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ST. VINCENT and PRIDE on Episode #14

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This week we talk about Bill Murray in ST. VINCENT and the wonderful feel-good film PRIDE. And of course, we break off into tangents – for example, the age-old question of how one separates an artist from his art. Plus, Evan reveals his love of ranch flavoring as well as his hatred for Mountain Dew, and our good friend and colleague Andy Crump fills in for a vacationing Kris.

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THE JUDGE AND GONE GIRL on Episode #13

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It’s time to talk Robert Downey Jr., Robert Duvall and THE JUDGE, and so much of the movie works but even more of it doesn’t. How many subplots can one film have? Well, how often can we break off into tangents (covering Van Halen, David Fincher’s body of work, how watching THE BIG LEBOWSKI is kind of like watching THE JUDGE except better, and the pros of having Evan AND Kris on this week’s episode) when discussing GONE GIRL? HOW MANY, WE ASK YOU? And somehow ANNABELLE snuck in for a moment this week, but that’s what evil dolls do.

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ANNABELLE and THE TRIP TO ITALY on Episode #12

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Evan is back and we’re thrilled, but this week Kris couldn’t make it to the studio. (“The Studio” is Dave’s living room, btw.) But it’s October and that means IT’S TIME FOR HORROR! Lucky us, there’s ANNABELLE to yap about, and Dave makes no bones about some of the movie’s dumb tricks and dumber plot points. Plus, Evan and Dave have a quick chat about THE TRIP TO ITALY, the Steve Coogan/Rob Brydon flick (and the sequel to THE TRIP). And who is that at the start of the episode? Is that Dr. Emmett Brown? Why, yes! We think it is!

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THE EQUALIZER and THE ZERO THEOREM on Episode #11

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Hey, peeps! It’s Friday and time to spoil the snot out of new releases! This week it’s Terry Gilliam’s regrettable THE ZERO THEOREM and the Dave-and-Kris-loved-it Denzel Washington kill-fest THE EQUALIZER. Plus, on this episode: TANGENTS. But it wouldn’t be Spoilerpiece without tangents, right?

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TUSK, A WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES, and THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU on Episode #10

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Big day on Spoilerpiece Theatre! Kris waxes animalistic about TUSK; Evan reveals that the animal he identifies with most is a turtle; Dave then brings up ENTOURAGE, which makes Kris nuts; Evan gives the deets on THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU; and Kris and Dave talk about the many finer and many lesser points of A WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES. This episode is brought to you by BIG-ASS TANGENTS: When you want to get somewhere…but not yet.

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DOLPHIN TALE 2, FRANK, and THE DROP on Episode #9

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Kris and Dave form a dynamic duo as Evan skips this episode – apparently he was out for urinalysis. But Evan will return! In the interim, Kris and Dave cover DOLPHIN TALE 2, FRANK, and THE DROP, which are three very different movies. One is worth seeing. One is maybe worth seeing. And seeing the third one makes you feel like you’ve been kicked in the nuts. Which one is the nut kicker? LISTEN AND FIND OUT.

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THE NOVEMBER MAN AND GHOSTBUSTERS on Episode #7

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This week on the podcast we have fun tearing the Pierce Brosnan crapfest THE NOVEMBER MAN to pieces. Then we get into our delight at the re-release of GHOSTBUSTERS. Plus, we break off into lots of tangents about movie villains and all kinds of other stuff. And it’s true: This man has no dick.

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SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR and IF I STAY on Episode #6

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Kris and Evan shower appreciation on Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez’s SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR while Dave hates it (loudly). There’s also some talk of IF I STAY, the few things it gets right, and the one billion things it gets wrong. Plus, the guys get into a tangent on Quentin Tarantino (the word “masturbatory” is used more than once).

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